For those not already convinced of my hopeless sentimentality, here’s the most damning evidence yet: I’m a lifelong Charles Dickens fan. My defense is that – especially at Christmas – we historicize Dickens as this smarmy old chap like something from a painting of dogs playing billiards. In fact, he was the Bernie Sanders of his age.
So on this unquiet solstice, let me conjure three of Scrooge’s ghosts that Dickens might select, were he alive to consider our world at the turning of this year. For the ghost of Christmas Past, a President laid out for his state funeral; for Christmas Present, a child starved to a leathered skeleton in a Yemeni hospital; and for Christmas Future, the blue-gloved hand of a rescue worker protruding from a charred sedan in Paradise, clutching fragments of bone.
Even in death, Dickens wouldn’t romanticize the presidential policies of Bush the Elder. George the First would get the sharp end of a merciless caricature no Dana Carvey could touch. But in old age Bush’s personal decency would be sticking out like the knobby elbows and kneecaps of an old man in a nightshirt. As a ghost, he’d rise from his coffin, an Uncle Sam from the old recruiting poster, his long bony finger pointing, pointing, pointing everywhere, so many things askew to point at, so many missions overlooked, unstarted, bickered to a useless draw.
As Bush’s coffin is drawn off on a caisson hauled by a spectral team of black horses, the Yemeni child limps into view, her skeletal fingers reaching up to take my fleshy hand. “Where are you leading me?” I ask, as we walk into a featureless horizon filled with blinding white light. “This is the place of no more choices,” she responds. “Every choice is the cancellation of another choice. Every road has been traveled. They all lead here.” I look around. Everything is sunlight, but there is no sun, no shadow, no direction. Only more and more children, starving, looking at me. They are whispering the words “never again”, over and over, in many languages, Yiddish, Khmer, Spanish, Rwandese, Arabic, Russian, Chinese, and a hundred thousand dialects lost to time, syllables blending like a breeze, then a wind, screaming at the top of their voiceless lungs the single word forever. Then silence, and dark.
Out of which comes a blackness, of which Dickens himself wrote: “Smoke lowering down from chimney-pots, making a soft black drizzle, with flakes of soot in it as big as full-grown snowflakes – gone into mourning, as one might imagine, for the death of the sun.” Dickens roamed London by night, and if he were to walk the streets of Paradise he would smell its ghosts rising from the sooty mud. And a thousand other smells: collections of 1970s LPs, burned; dashboards of old cars, burned; bookshelves filled with “Even Cowgirls Get the Blues” and “Atlas Shrugged,” burned; leveraged home equity and inadequate 401Ks, burned; a generation raised to believe its works would be the flower of civilization, burned.
Because the real point of “A Christmas Carol” is to force us — the Scrooges of the ruling class — to stare on Christmas Eve into our own graves.
And for what? At the pealing of bells, Scrooge rises from his bed to send the largest turkey to the home of the Cratchits and then walk out to greet his neighbors on a bright Christmas morning. And here’s where the book makes its delicate pirouette, so often confused with smarm. The thing that saves Scrooge’s soul is the mere delight that he is alive — the pleasure in life itself. And realizing this, his gratitude overflows, and he cannot stop laughing. “For he was wise enough to know that nothing ever happened on this globe, for good, at which some people did not have their fill of laughter at the outset; and knowing such as these would be blind anyway, he thought it quite as well that they should wrinkle up their eyes in grins, as have the malady in less attractive forms.”
You could say that, having conjured up this horror, to conclude with laughter is an offense, if not a sacrilege. But laughter, honestly found and felt, is the orgasmic eruption of a deeper human love. And that’s my best hope and wish for you, at the turning of this year.
